Search for the perfect fluffy frosted cake.

I have roamed the world in search for that perfect piece of cake. Yes I searched for several years for that piece of cake. My search has led me to the far reaches of the universe only to be redirected by Pluto. I wondered across to the other side of the galaxy in search of my piece of cake and wondered if Pluto was still sour about being demoted and was just sending me on a wild goose chase because I happen to be human (at least that's what Pluto thought.) As I continued on my search for that perfect piece of cake with lovely fluffy frosting, I dreamed of chocolate and sexy men. I floated through the eternal space and saw a dove eternally circling the earth and every hundred thousand years the tip of its wing would graze the earth. It would take eternity for that wing to wear away the earth...I contemplated the super cool awesomeness of my ability to have cool deep meaning and then laughed at myself. I continued floating looking for that perfect piece of cake with lovely fluffy frosting, when I came across...a stapler. What? Why a stapler? The stapler spoke. Yes the stapler spoke. "What hast though journeyed here for?" "Cake with lovely fluffy frosting." "That sounds good." "Do you know where I can find it?" "Why of coarse!" " You will find it...Find it WHERE?" The stapler didn't move. That's when I suddenly realized...it was out of staples. Great! Now what was I supposed to do? I needed more staples to find out where my lovely fluffy frosted cake was. Where was I supposed to get staples in the middle of the galaxy? I floated on in search of staples to find my lovely fluffy frosted cake. I floated flying past the milky ring of chocolate and cookies. Yes, I stopped and ate until I could hardly move, but then I moved on. I passed the unseen sword said to be so sharp it would slice your finger just by looking at it...OW THAT HURT! I continued on I passed the flying chip of the holy android. COOL! The moons of dust remover. Whatever. THERE! It was here all along! My science paper that was split into a million pieces floating in mid air. What was it doing here? I had to copy Rachel's after throwing it away...wait...what was that? AHHH THAT'S THE SOCK I LOST! This must be the place where all lost or unwanted things go...wait...I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT I WANT IT BACK THIEF! Then...I spotted it...staples...YATA! I raced across the galaxy back to the stapler. I was excited everything was intense. I filled the stapler. "Find it WHERE?" "You shall find your lovely fluffy frosted cake in the land of lost and unwanted things." Stupid stapler. "I heard that." "I didn't say anything." "You were thinking it." Why on earth would cake be in UNWANTED or LOST things? Everyone loves cake, therefore it's not unwanted and as long as someone wants it then it can't possibly be lost! On top of that, that's where I found more staples for you!" "Fine! Don't take my word for it." Next time I'm going to settle for water. I flew back to earth to my cute bed that called my name from my long journey. I shall return another night. Join me on my next adventure.