Future planning.

I'm planning my future. It's painful. Why is planning the future painful? Why must I even plan? GAH! I HATE THIS!

Digitus impudicus!

Digitus impudicus AKA impudent finger AKA the bird. Who decides? Honestly the middle finger? How is this supposed to be an insult. Too many results. Can you come up with a better, more made up version? Those are usually better. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(gesture)

Oscar Wilde quote

"Always love your enemies - nothing annoys them so much." Oscar Wilde

If you could talk to some of the important dead people what would you say?

• John Wayne

• I'm not sure if I would really ask him anything, but I wonder if his real personality was really similarly charisma as his character in his acting.
  

• Edgar Allen Poe

• I don't know why I like his work, but I'd just like to meet the man who did such work. I'd like to find out if what they write about him and his past is true too.
  

• Fyodor Dostoyevsky

• I'd like to know what made him write the book Crime and Punishment. It was painful reading it, but in the end I liked it and it's actually been helpful for writing.
  

• Ben franklin
• I just want to meet the brilliant man
  

Exicution of the PALN!

Hello my fellow...people, with a couple of exceptions. Let me tell you a story. There was once a little girl with a dream. That dream was to...be something. That little girls dream...is trying to come true, but there are those who want to take that dream away. But what are the last two letters in the name Camille, le which is completely meaningless, but none the less you ask me if I have a plan, well of course I have a plan! I have a PALN plan! If they come deny everything! Just act dumb!

Continueing cake adventures

*blurp* My search for the perfect piect of cake was a failure, but no matter I shall continue to search the universe. Since my first adventure took me to space my next search in the universe was the great planet of dihydrogen monoxide (for stupid people such as myself it was the planet of water.) I floated through the world of water a schoool of fish floated by. *blurp* "Hey waz up kids" *blurpity blurp blurp blurp birp* I saw a crab "mine mine mine mine" they don't like to share. I swam through...you don't actually need oxygen on planet dihydrogen monoxide...don't ask me why, it's cool though. So I was in search of my fluffy frosted cake...on a planet of water...go figure...it doesn't make sense, but whatever. As I swam through the planet I saw...jelly beans are gone...*evil giggle* my blurps where now a rainbow of color *grin* I glurbled through planet dihydrogen monoxide. I searched everywhere...ohhh something shinny! FOCUS! Oh right, right. Fluffy frosted cake. Ok...this is a world under water...THERE IS NOT GOING TO BE CAKE HERE! Oh well I got to eat jelly beans with a rainbow of flavor.

Search for the perfect fluffy frosted cake.

I have roamed the world in search for that perfect piece of cake. Yes I searched for several years for that piece of cake. My search has led me to the far reaches of the universe only to be redirected by Pluto. I wondered across to the other side of the galaxy in search of my piece of cake and wondered if Pluto was still sour about being demoted and was just sending me on a wild goose chase because I happen to be human (at least that's what Pluto thought.) As I continued on my search for that perfect piece of cake with lovely fluffy frosting, I dreamed of chocolate and sexy men. I floated through the eternal space and saw a dove eternally circling the earth and every hundred thousand years the tip of its wing would graze the earth. It would take eternity for that wing to wear away the earth...I contemplated the super cool awesomeness of my ability to have cool deep meaning and then laughed at myself. I continued floating looking for that perfect piece of cake with lovely fluffy frosting, when I came across...a stapler. What? Why a stapler? The stapler spoke. Yes the stapler spoke. "What hast though journeyed here for?" "Cake with lovely fluffy frosting." "That sounds good." "Do you know where I can find it?" "Why of coarse!" " You will find it...Find it WHERE?" The stapler didn't move. That's when I suddenly realized...it was out of staples. Great! Now what was I supposed to do? I needed more staples to find out where my lovely fluffy frosted cake was. Where was I supposed to get staples in the middle of the galaxy? I floated on in search of staples to find my lovely fluffy frosted cake. I floated flying past the milky ring of chocolate and cookies. Yes, I stopped and ate until I could hardly move, but then I moved on. I passed the unseen sword said to be so sharp it would slice your finger just by looking at it...OW THAT HURT! I continued on I passed the flying chip of the holy android. COOL! The moons of dust remover. Whatever. THERE! It was here all along! My science paper that was split into a million pieces floating in mid air. What was it doing here? I had to copy Rachel's after throwing it away...wait...what was that? AHHH THAT'S THE SOCK I LOST! This must be the place where all lost or unwanted things go...wait...I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT I WANT IT BACK THIEF! Then...I spotted it...staples...YATA! I raced across the galaxy back to the stapler. I was excited everything was intense. I filled the stapler. "Find it WHERE?" "You shall find your lovely fluffy frosted cake in the land of lost and unwanted things." Stupid stapler. "I heard that." "I didn't say anything." "You were thinking it." Why on earth would cake be in UNWANTED or LOST things? Everyone loves cake, therefore it's not unwanted and as long as someone wants it then it can't possibly be lost! On top of that, that's where I found more staples for you!" "Fine! Don't take my word for it." Next time I'm going to settle for water. I flew back to earth to my cute bed that called my name from my long journey. I shall return another night. Join me on my next adventure.

Exclamation

Why "Exclamation"? It's far more energetic than a question mark. What would I do with a period? Yes all women get them and they end a sentence, but they really don't care about life except the rules. Commas make run on sentences and run on dry lives. Semicolins...they're ignored...apparently by me too, sad, but unavoidable. Basically anything after that is truly unimportant for titles. Exclamation point, it means "ROCK ON! LIVE LIFE! KEEP GOING! YOU GOT THAT! WHAT UP!" take it from there. Really what more can I say? No don't answer that!

Lines

I've always wanted to say a line. You know like in those movies; "no...this was...murder!" Alas no music setting has helped realize the line to be. I miss it. I blame my sudden desires to see shinny objects. hmm....shinny!

I wish I had a vampire to fall in love with. *purrr*

what are your weekly colors.

Have you ever thought that maybe everyday of the week has a color? I would think that Monday is Yellow, Tuesday is green, Wednesday is orange, Thursday is lavender, Friday is blue, Saturday is silver, and Sunday is purple. That's what I think. What about the rest of the world is there color for the day of the week? Then again my favorite number is 13.

Life is bad, life is great, life is...life.

Why is it when men are sick they act like giant babies and when woman are sick all they want is for the entire world to disappear?

I was sick for a week. My father was trying to be helpful and loving and all I wanted was for him to go away.

*sigh*

I'm better now. So life is fine.